Teacher:
(Loffar or offer) mai kia farq hai..
.
.
.
Student :simple mam
.
.
.
Lrka “i love u” bolay tu Loffer…
Or
Lrki “i love u” bolay tu Offer..
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Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki
se
poocha!
“What is Nitrate..?”
.
.
.
Ladki sharma kar boli
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho…
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye…aur
hotel
ka alag
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(Loffar or offer) mai kia farq hai..
.
.
.
Student :simple mam
.
.
.
Lrka “i love u” bolay tu Loffer…
Or
Lrki “i love u” bolay tu Offer..
=========
Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki
se
poocha!
“What is Nitrate..?”
.
.
.
Ladki sharma kar boli
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho…
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye…aur
hotel
ka alag
=-=-=-=-=-==-=
Teacher:
Iss Gadhay Ko Tum Apnay Sath School Kiyun
Le Ke Aa Gaye Ho…?
Iss Gadhay Ko Tum Apnay Sath School Kiyun
Le Ke Aa Gaye Ho…?
Student:
Madam Aap nay Kaha Tha Ke Aap Nay Baray Baray
Gadhon ko Insaan Banaya Hai,
So Main Nay Socha Iski Life Ban Jaye Hi.
Madam Aap nay Kaha Tha Ke Aap Nay Baray Baray
Gadhon ko Insaan Banaya Hai,
So Main Nay Socha Iski Life Ban Jaye Hi.
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Tum kisi bhi din school/college miss
kar do
.
.
.
aur next day ,
pehle jisko bhi call karoge kal kya
padhaya gaya
tha ?
kuch homework bhi hai kya ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
wo kamina pakka bolega: bhai, kal to
mai b nhi gya tha
kar do
.
.
.
aur next day ,
pehle jisko bhi call karoge kal kya
padhaya gaya
tha ?
kuch homework bhi hai kya ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
wo kamina pakka bolega: bhai, kal to
mai b nhi gya tha
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Teacher:
Agr Irada Pka ho to “jo”
Hasil Krna Chaho Wo
Zaroor Milta ha.
.
.
.
Student:
Rehne dein Miss,
Agr aisa hota to app
meri
Miss Nahi”Misses”
Hotein.
Agr Irada Pka ho to “jo”
Hasil Krna Chaho Wo
Zaroor Milta ha.
.
.
.
Student:
Rehne dein Miss,
Agr aisa hota to app
meri
Miss Nahi”Misses”
Hotein.
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Urdu ki teacher,
“”Wo dekho Ek Khoubsorat Larki Khari Hai..”"
..is jumlay ko apne alfaaz mai likho..
Student:
“Abey wo dekh teri bhabi”…
“Abey wo dekh teri bhabi”…
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That moment when the Teacher says:
“Those who want to talk can leave the class”
“Those who want to talk can leave the class”
and then
you look at your friend & ask:
“Chalen Kya?”
“Chalen Kya?”
=========
Teacher: Agr apka dost or
lover kashti mai hon or doOb rhE ho
to Aap kis ko bachao gE ???
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.•
.•
.•
.•
A student Reply:
.•
.•
.•
Doob janE dunga…
lover kashti mai hon or doOb rhE ho
to Aap kis ko bachao gE ???
.•
.•
.•
.•
.•
A student Reply:
.•
.•
.•
Doob janE dunga…
Saale ek sath kya
kr rhe the
kr rhe the
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Sweetest Excuse
A Kid gets “0″ mark in a paper….
Father angrily say
what is this???
.
.
.
Kid replies:
woh Teacher k pas stars khatam hogay
thay toh Planet dena shuro krdiye
what is this???
.
.
.
Kid replies:
woh Teacher k pas stars khatam hogay
thay toh Planet dena shuro krdiye
Father shocked
Kid Rocked
Kid Rocked
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Teacher: To Student ABC sunao?
.
.
.
.
Student: ABC…..
.
.
.
.
Teachar: Or Sunao??
.
.
.
.
Student: Or Sab Allah Ka sukR Hy
Ap Sunao
.
.
.
.
Student: ABC…..
.
.
.
.
Teachar: Or Sunao??
.
.
.
.
Student: Or Sab Allah Ka sukR Hy
Ap Sunao
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Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle bhi
students karte the,
aaj b karte hai or
qayamat tak karte rahenge..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bahut masti ho gayi yaar
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge . .
students karte the,
aaj b karte hai or
qayamat tak karte rahenge..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bahut masti ho gayi yaar
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge . .
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Agar Ham Hand Writing Ki
Baat Karay to Exam ka Akhari 15 min
.
.
.
.
.
Mein har Student main
Doctor ki Rooh Ay Jati Ha.
Baat Karay to Exam ka Akhari 15 min
.
.
.
.
.
Mein har Student main
Doctor ki Rooh Ay Jati Ha.
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Teacher: Stand up. Tell Me Two
Pronouns…?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Who..?? Me..??
Teacher: Very Good . Sit Down :p
Pronouns…?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Who..?? Me..??
Teacher: Very Good . Sit Down :p
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Bigri Hui Zindagi ki Bus itni C Kahani Hai..
.
.
.
Kuch Bachpan se Hum fankar Thy..
.
.
Kuch
” School ”
ki Meharbani Hai…!
Such Bola Na
.
.
.
Kuch Bachpan se Hum fankar Thy..
.
.
Kuch
” School ”
ki Meharbani Hai…!
Such Bola Na
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Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…
All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
.
.
Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…
.
.
Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…
All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..
All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..
Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…
All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…