Girl – Bas bhi karo ab
Boy – Kuch nahi hota
Girl – Kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy – Kuch nahi hoga,tum seedhi raho
thoda khol ke rakho agar paper
nahi dikhaya to fail ho jaunga
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Boy – Kuch nahi hota
Girl – Kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy – Kuch nahi hoga,tum seedhi raho
thoda khol ke rakho agar paper
nahi dikhaya to fail ho jaunga
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Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho, fir bhi
theek se khana banana nahi aata..??.
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Wife: Tum bhi to english film dekhte rehte ho,
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maine kabhi complain ki..?
theek se khana banana nahi aata..??.
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Wife: Tum bhi to english film dekhte rehte ho,
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maine kabhi complain ki..?
samjhdar aa gye to theek, warna pog0 dekho
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Phone Baja…
Husband: Agar Phone mere liye ho to kehna main ghar pe nahi hu.
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Wife: Woh ghar pe hain..
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Wife: Woh ghar pe hain..
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Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena..
Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena..
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Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha…:p :O
Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha…:p :O
Samajh me aa gya ho to Like karo
Baki sab pogo dekho..
Baki sab pogo dekho..
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Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.
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Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.
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Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah msg sabko sunao
Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka.
Jawaab meri baat ka.
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka?
Balon mein phool gulab ka?
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka.
Intezaar uske jawab ka.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka.
Guldasta Gulabon ka.
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka.
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka.
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Bacha Paida Hone Per Dost Ne Choosni Gift Ki
Baap:
Baap:
Yaar Itna Chota Bacha Choosni Nahi Peeta
Dost:
Ye Us K Liye Nahi
Tere Liye Hai . . .
wellcome back pogo
Ye Us K Liye Nahi
Tere Liye Hai . . .
wellcome back pogo
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Ek-kiss key bad kya ata ha.
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Ek-kiss (21) key bad ba-iss (22) ata ha
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Ek-kiss (21) key bad ba-iss (22) ata ha
Dunya badal jaey gey magar tumharey soch nai
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“Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”
“Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”
Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”
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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;
Hamesha Ganda Sochna
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;
Hamesha Ganda Sochna