Flirt Sms

Boy: Tum Gana Bohot
Acha Gati Ho,
Girl: Thanx But I Am
Just Bathroom Singer..
Boy: To Bulao Na Kabi
Apne Live Concert Pay






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Bari Gustakhiyan karne
Laga Hai Mera Dil Mujh
Sy…

*D_G*

Yay Jab Sy Tera Hua Hai
Meri Sunta Hi Nahi

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Log Kehtein Hain..!
.
“Ager Achy Logo Ko
Yad Kiyaa Jaye To
Waqt Acha Guzarta
Hy..”
.
So
.
Main Ny Socha Ap
Ko..

.

.

.
APNI Yaad Dila Dun..

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Jo Shaks apni jaib kharch se
apne dost ki “DAWAT” krta hai,

Kamyabi

Hamesha us k Kadam Chomti hy 
@’/(‘:’)
@…(> Kal
@..<.@. Aawan fir

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aik admi dosre se: bhia ye larki kia hoti hai?
dosra:” pata nahi yar main to khud peshawar main rahta haon”.

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NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.

THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.

SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

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Girl ask to molvi: can i kiss another man?
molvi: astagfirullah.
Girl: can i kiss a married man?
molvi: nauzubillah.
Girl: can i kiss u?
molvi: bismillaha.

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Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
.
.
.
.
.
“Chapaati”
Think positive yar

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DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
BAGO ME PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATE,
HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHIN BANATE….

Funny Shayari

Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera,
Qurbaan gaye is pe dil-o-jaan wagera,

Billi to yunhi muft main badnaam huyi,
Thailay mein to kuch aur tha samaan wagera,

Be’hirss o gharzz farzz adaa ki jiye apna,
Jis tarah police karti hai chalaan wagera,

Ab hosh nahin koi ke badaam kahan hai,
Ab apni hatheli pe hain dandaan* wagera,

Har shirt ki bushratt bana dali hai Dost,
Yun chaak kiya hum ne garebaan* wagera

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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

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Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.

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Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

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Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,

Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,

Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,

Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,

Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye.

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Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,
Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota,

Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se,
Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota,

Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta,
Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota,

Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha,
Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota,

Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana,
Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,

Wahan Zer-e-behess Atey Khat-o-haal O Huye-hubaan,
Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hota..

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Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha,
Sab khairaan the usne aisa abba kahan se labba tha,

Samajh nahi aati bati dhaarein wo kiss se bahkhshaye,
Uski maa to feeder thi, aur suke doodh ka dibba tha,

Us jagah par kafi loki manatein mangne pohanche,
Pichle ware jaha par humne, moya kukad dabba tha.

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Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…

Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi

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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai

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Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. 
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti 

Teacher shocked… :

December Shayari

Kabhi Jo Toot K Barsa December
Laga Apna Bohat Apna December

Guzar Jata Hai Sara Saal Youn To
Nahin Kat’ta Magar Tanha December

Bhala Barish Say Kia Sairaab Hoga
Tumharay Wasl Ka Piyasa December

Woh Kab Bichra, Nahi Ab Yaad, Lekin
Bus Ttna Yaad Hai K Tha December

Jama Poonji Yehi Hai Umar Bhar Ki
Meri Tanhai Aur Mera December

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Udaas Raaton Mei, Taiz Coffee Ki Talkhion Mei
Wo Kuch Ziada Hi Yaad Aata Hy Sardion Mei

 Mjhe Ijazat Nahi Hai Us Ko Pukaarney Ki
Jo Goonjta Hy Lahoo Mei, Seeney Ki Dharkano Mei

 Tum Apni Pouron Se Jaaney Kia Likh Gaye They Jana
Charaagh Roshan Hain Ab Bhi Meri Hatheliyon Mei

 Jo Tu Nhi Hy To Ye Mukammal Na Ho Saken Gi
Teri Yeh Ehmiyat Hy Meri Kahaniyon Mei

 Har Ek Mousam Roshni Si Bikhairty Hain
Tumhary Gham Ke Charaagh Meri Udaasiyon Mei

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Koi jazba adhoora reh geya hai
December aansu’on mein beh geya hai__!!

Yeh dil khamosh ho kar reh geya hai
Najane aaj woh kya keh geya hai__!!

Yeh aannkhain hain hamari kitni gehri
Samundar mein samundar beh geya hai__!!

Tumhare sath wabasta tha sab kuch
Siwaye yaad k kya reh geya hai__!!

Palat kar dekhne per hum ne jana
Dil-e-nadaan kya kya seh geya hai__!!

Bohat bheerr hai bazaron mein lekin
Tera Arshad akela reh geya hai.__

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Ek baar to milne chaly aao December jany wala hy
Kesa guzra hy ye sal batao December jany wala hy__!!

Khush ho jao k milne ka saal aa raha hy phir
Wasi youn na ansu bahao December jany wala hy__!!

Shayed ab k baras bhi wo Loat kar na aye
Tanhaiyo k abi chor k na jao December jany wala hy__!!

Ye kia k raat din uski yaad mein doobay rehna
Na Gham ki barish me nahao December jany wala hy__!!

Ay mere Dukhon k sathiyo khush ho jao
Apny apny Gharon ko sajao December jany wala hy__!!

Kia pata phir DECEMBER aye na aye Jan-e-Wasi
Meri mano ab tm loat ao December jany wala hy_

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December Ke Mahine Ka
Wo Shayd 11wan Din Tha

Kahin Guzrey Baras Mai Ne
Mohabbat Lafz Likha Tha

Kisi Kaghaz Ke Tukrey Par
Achanak Yaad Ayaa Hai

Kahin Guzrey Baras Mujh Ko
Kisi Se Baat Karni Thi

Usey Kehna Tha Jaan e Jaan
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai

Magar Mai Keh Nahi Payaa
Wo Kaghaz Aaj Tk Liptaa Paraa

Hai Dhool Mei Lekin
Kisi Ko De Nahi Payaa

December Phir Ke Ayaa Hai
December Chalaa Bhi Jaaye Ga

Magar!
Dobaraa Chaah Kr Bhi Mai

“Mohabbat”
Kr Nahi Payaa

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December Mujh Se Bolaa Tha
Ab Ke Jb Mai Aaon Ga

Tujhe Phir Se Pukaron Ga
Usey Mai Sath Laon Ga

Jo Tujh Ko Bhool Baitha Hy
Ke Jis Ke Hijr Ka Laawa

Tera Tan Man Jalata Hy
Ke Jis Ki Yaad Ki JheeloN Mei

Akser Doob Jatey Ho
Ke Jis Ke Waastey Bethey
Yaahan Tum Geet Gaatey Ho!

December Mujh Se Bolaa Tha
Suno Tum Bhool Na Jana

Jo Yaadein Us Ne Sonpi Han
Jo Lamhay Us Ne Bakhshey Han

Chaahe Ye Zakhm Saary
Rooh Ka Naasoor Ban Jaaen

Inhen Barhney Nahi Dena
Inhen Marney Nahi Dena

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Raat Uss ne Poocha tha
Tum ko Kaisi Lagti Hai
Chandni December ki_____!!

Main ne Kehna Chaha Tha:
Saal-o-Maah ke Baarey mein
Guftagu ke Kya Maani ?
Chahey koi Manzir ho
Dasht ho , Sumnadar ho
June ho , December ho
Dharkanoo'n ka Har Naghma
Manzaroo'n pe Bhaari hai
Saath Jab Tumhara Ho
Dil ko Ik Sahara ho
Aisa Lagta hai, jaise
Ik Nasha sa Taari hai

Lakin Uss ki Qurbat mein
Kuch Nahi Kaha Main ne
Takti Reh gayi Mujh ko
Chandni December ki

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Koi Haar Gaya, Koi Jeet Gaya

Ye Saal Bhi Aakhir Beet Gaya

Kabhi Sapne Sajae Aankho Mei

Kabhi Beet Gae Pal Baato Mei

Kuch Talkh Se Lamhaat Bhi Thy

Kuch Haadse Or Sadmaat Bhi Thy