Daughter: Mom aaj Ek larke ne
mere gal pr zorr se kiss kiya
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Mom: Tu ne us ko chata mara ya
nahi …
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji
yaad agaye
aur
maine d0sra gal bhi aage
kar diya..:P
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Why do we say “pyaar me gir
gaya”??
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Bcoz if we say : “pyaar mein
khada ho gaya”
to double meaning ho jayega
na…..:
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Boy to Girl in a party:
BoY: kitne behen bhai ho tum?
Girl: 6
Boy: tumhare maa baap ko aur koi kam nhi tha
kya?
kya?
Girl: tum kitne bhai ho?
Boy: 1
Girl: Baap main dmm nhi tha kya?
Girl rocks
Boy shocked
Boy shocked
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Girl: Bas karo koi dekh le ga,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Plz
thora sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..
?
?
?
Fail ho Jaunga yar!
and aap ki soch ko 199 topo ki
salaami guyz..
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GIRLFRIEND ki sister agar missed
call kare to usse kya kahenge….???
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BETAAA……
Mann me Dusra Laddu Phoota..
call kare to usse kya kahenge….???
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BETAAA……
Mann me Dusra Laddu Phoota..
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MATHS Ki Teacher:- 1 me 2 daalo to kya hoga.??
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Larki :- Madam ye to AAP ki capacity
hai humari to ek me hi jaan Nikal Jati Hai.
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Larki :- Madam ye to AAP ki capacity
hai humari to ek me hi jaan Nikal Jati Hai.
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Dad Watching Fashion TV
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Suddenly Son Came… .
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Suddenly Son Came… .
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DAD : Gareeb Ladkiya Hai
Bechari Dekho Bechariyo Pe
Kapde Khareedne Ke Liye Bhi
Paise
Nahi Hai…
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Son : Iss Se Bhi Gareeb
Chahiye
To CD Hai Mere Paas…
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Papa Shock, Son Rock..
Bechari Dekho Bechariyo Pe
Kapde Khareedne Ke Liye Bhi
Paise
Nahi Hai…
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Son : Iss Se Bhi Gareeb
Chahiye
To CD Hai Mere Paas…
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Papa Shock, Son Rock..
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Son: Papa, Circus Dekhne Chale ?
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Papa: I’m Busy
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Son: Papa, Usme Ek Ladki Bina Kapdo
Ke
Sher Pe SAWARI Karti Hai…
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Papa : Bahot Ziddi Ho, Chalo, Bahut
Din Ho Gaye,
Sher Nahi Dekha.
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Papa: I’m Busy
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Son: Papa, Usme Ek Ladki Bina Kapdo
Ke
Sher Pe SAWARI Karti Hai…
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Papa : Bahot Ziddi Ho, Chalo, Bahut
Din Ho Gaye,
Sher Nahi Dekha.
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1 ladki coke pi rahi thi,
achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla Macchar bola : MAA.
Ladki:Mein teri maa nahi hu.
Machhar:Aisa na bol maa,
mein teri COKE se nikla hoon