Flirt Sms

Boy: Tum Gana Bohot
Acha Gati Ho,
Girl: Thanx But I Am
Just Bathroom Singer..
Boy: To Bulao Na Kabi
Apne Live Concert Pay






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Bari Gustakhiyan karne
Laga Hai Mera Dil Mujh
Sy…

*D_G*

Yay Jab Sy Tera Hua Hai
Meri Sunta Hi Nahi

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Log Kehtein Hain..!
.
“Ager Achy Logo Ko
Yad Kiyaa Jaye To
Waqt Acha Guzarta
Hy..”
.
So
.
Main Ny Socha Ap
Ko..

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.

.
APNI Yaad Dila Dun..

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Jo Shaks apni jaib kharch se
apne dost ki “DAWAT” krta hai,

Kamyabi

Hamesha us k Kadam Chomti hy 
@’/(‘:’)
@…(> Kal
@..<.@. Aawan fir

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aik admi dosre se: bhia ye larki kia hoti hai?
dosra:” pata nahi yar main to khud peshawar main rahta haon”.

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NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.

THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.

SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

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Girl ask to molvi: can i kiss another man?
molvi: astagfirullah.
Girl: can i kiss a married man?
molvi: nauzubillah.
Girl: can i kiss u?
molvi: bismillaha.

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Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
.
.
.
.
.
“Chapaati”
Think positive yar

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DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
BAGO ME PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATE,
HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHIN BANATE….