Pathan Vs Sardar Jokes

Eik sardar apni hi shadi main preshan betha tha.
kisi nay poacha sardar g preshan kyun ho???

Sadar bolo: susral walon nay barat
main thoday admi lanay ko kaha tha,
pata nai……

abba minoo ve lay k janda wa k naiii…




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4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thy
2 charh gay,

To train ma logo ny kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

Jana to unho ny tha,
Hum to chornay aye thy….

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Pathan 2 Ghante say utility store
pr Cheeni Ki Line Men Phansa Raha.. . .
Jb Baari i To Dobara Peeche
Ja K Line Men Lg Gaya r Bola: . . . . . . . . .
“Ye Hukumat 50 Saal Aur Rahe,
Yaara DiL Khush Ho Gaya…!!!
. . . Jis Ko Samajh i Wo Fwd
Kren-Baqi Pathan K Aagay Kharray
Ho K Cheeni Lein kahin khatm na ho jae

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Pathan ne Bakra Kharida.
Raat ko us k BeteY ne Bakray ki gand maar di.
Pathan Masla Poochne Molvi k paas gaya.
Molvi: Ab Ye Sadqay k Laaiq nahi raha.
2 Din baad molvi ne poocha:
Kya kiya us bakrey ka.
Pathan: Wo hum ne isi
kaam k ly rakh liya hai
(‘.’)> 0 tadi /)( pein nu _/\_ pathano.:-)

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Sardar: jay Operation vich Meri Mout Ho gai
Ty Opration Karn Wale Doctr nal Shadi Kar Laeen .
BV: inj Q Keh Rhey � G? .
Sardar: Ty hor Doctor nu Muaf Kar Dewan?

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1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”

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Mister KRW:
A very serious msg,

Khud b amal kren or dusron ko b send krein.

Plz subah k wqt Good Morning k msg na bejha kren.

Balke

EASYLOAD
Bhej diya kren,

MORNING Khud hi Good ho jae gi.

(‘,’)what an
<) )> idea yara
_/ /_ is k uper amal kr dala to

Life jhinga lala

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Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti

Teacher shocked…